The Toddler's Creed

I saw this on a board I frequent and I think it perfectly describes Brady. The original list was longer, but I have edited to save some space and only include the ones most like him.

The Toddler's Creed

• If it is on, I must turn it off.
• If it is off, I must turn it on.
• If it is folded, I must unfold it.
• If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
• If it is a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
• If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
• If it has leaves, they must be picked and eaten.
• If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
• If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
• If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
• If it is closed, it must be opened.
• If it does not open, it must be yelled at.
• If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
• If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
• If it is empty, it will be more interesting filled.
• If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon - preferably with a very hard object.
• If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
• If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
• If it is paper, it must be torn.
• If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
• If the volume is low, it must go high.
• If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
• If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, juice, pee, or toilet water.